On a dark mountain highway, cool wind in their hair
Warm smell of engine rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, he saw a shimmering light
His head grew heavy, and her sight grew dimmer
They had to stop for the night
There a waiter stood in the doorway;
They heard the mission bell
And the PKU guy was thinking to himself,
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell’
Then she lit up a candle and she showed him the way
There were voices down the corridor, he thought he heard them say...
Welcome to Lingshan Hotel
Such a lovely place (no police can find)
Plenty of room at Lingshan Hotel
Any time of the weekend, you can find it here
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, She got the Motorola V 998+
She’s got a lot of latest, latest models of mobile phones, with which she called him.
How they did it in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Some postures learnt from AV, some learnt from animals!
So he called up the Captain, ’Can the telecommunication signal cover this area? ’
He said, ’We haven’t had that spirit here since 1969’
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to Lingshan Hotel
Such a lovely Place (away from calls)
They all switch off the mobile phones at Lingshan Hotel
What a nice surprise: A night with no bother!
Protections all being taken away, the mates were on fire
And they said ’everybody lives only once, they shouldn’t be the only happy ones.’
And in the Dean’s chamber, they gathered to call the police
The bobbies searched with their steely knives, but they just can’t find a thing!
Last thing the PKU guy remembers, he was running for the door
He had to find the passage back to find a phone box.
’Relax’ said the night man, ‘She’s employed by the hotel.’
’You can check out any time you like, but you can never get back the phone.’ 作者: sth8995 时间: 2011-3-17 11:29
才进得房间，汉子便抽出手机，霍地关掉。那姐儿讶道：“恁地为何？“ 汉子道：“只怕是走漏了风声，引来官兵累到姐姐。“那姐闻说如此，也自去关了手机。看官到此，自然明了那汉子自是北大男，那姐儿便是北大女了。闲话休叙。单说北大府不见了大男大女，活脱脱的急煞一个人！道是哪位？便是那北大府总兵富尔莫。富总兵正为去年失掉生辰纲一事百般无奈，唯恐高太尉抓到自己不是，借题发挥，却偏偏撞得个学生走失。于是整点兵马，并晓喻周遭州县衙，尽发河北沧州一带健卒捕快，风扫落叶般搜查灵山。这边又委经事的家将轱辘着拨打大男大女手机。关了机的，哪里寻得他着？这一干搜山的将校又不得甚好处，于是跑将上山又原路下来，如是者三，没甚作耍处，下来的都说不曾寻见。这番劳累了一宿，知道回去总要比较，少不得一顿板子。只得黑脸对白脸，大眼瞪小眼，回去厚着面皮挨顿处骂便了。只是这富总兵十分懊恼。作者: starnust 时间: 2011-3-17 12:31
这个还是不错的作者: gzztitc 时间: 2011-3-17 17:25 【关机门之星星之火，可以燎原版】