FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
冷藏袋：他们是男性的，因为他们能容纳所有东西，并且表里如一。
PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong ones.
TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
火车：当然是男性的啦，因为他们总是在相同的老地方接人。
EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female, because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
煮蛋计时器：煮蛋计时器是女性，因为一旦超时，所有的重量都会囤积在底部。
HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
锤子：男性，因为在过去的5000年，他们几乎一点没有改变，而且只是偶尔在身边可用而已。
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.